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@fuzzlime: If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie.
@1Happytwit: Firemen are always really friendly, until they figure out it was you that started the fire.
@5oulhealer: A study says sugar is as addictive as smoking, alcohol and cocaine.
Now I have to worry about testing positive for skittles!
@Baeflix: Canada's weather be like
@CarpeAngela: A gun is like a coupon that works anywhere
@JohnHilsen: Some say cheetahs are the fastest animal at 60 mph. Not true. Dogs have been clocked at 18,000 mph when the Soviets launched one into space.