@GingerGander: If Twitter was any more fun we'd have to smuggle it in from Mexico.
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@DanRegans: I miss the old days when I could say I wasn't around and you couldn't check Facebook or twitter to see if I was lying
@Chumpstring: SON: can i yell bomb at the airport DAD: no SON: can i yell boom DAD: what's wrong with u SON: how about "my dad smokes weed" DAD: boom's ok
@ShrinkMedia: If I throw my son a baseball, he drops it. A football, he fumbles. But if I toss him a cell phone, my man has a sick one handed, no look.