@RobertJrDowney: If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 10,000 characters.
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@TheTweetOfGod: Great news! Chipotle is giving out thousands of free burritos tomorrow! That means I’ll be seeing thousands of you by this weekend!
@Mr_Kapowski: [magician rolls over in bed] "Last night was amazing" Woman: Magical. Make me breakfast? Magician: [waves magic wand, eats her]
@othersome: I'm not the hero Gotham deserves. I'm Pete I work at Subway. Do u want extra meetballs.
@nicfit75: Since getting the new iPhone with fingerprint unlock technology I've never worried so much about losing my thumb.