@RobertJrDowney: If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 10,000 characters.
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@WheelTod: Better to have loved & lost than to have never loved at all; but if going spelunking was your idea, you should at least *try* to find her.
@ricsem: I wouldn't want to fly Virgin. Who'd want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way?
@weinerdog4life: When one door closes another door opens, pretty sure my house is haunted, I sleep on the porch