@RobertJrDowney: If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 10,000 characters.
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@trevso_electric: turns out the 'kkk' are not just a group of guys who are very agreeable in their text messages :(
@AngelaEhh: Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer.
@SteveDutzy: My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man
@minnie_in_pink7: My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration. As a reminder that there are worse things than dying alone.