@ch000ch: if u hear ur roommate using ur beard trimmer in the bathroom but they come out and look exactly the same u should buy a new beard trimmer
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@Ty_Schutz: Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.
@TheRealHoff10: People keep asking me today "So you have a new boss?" No, I'm still with my wife.
@andylassner: In Japan, they are celebrating their position as the most educated country in the world. Here in America it's National Cheeseburger Day.