@Jenny4ashley: A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies.
@brianbowman73: Her: How would you describe that green sheep?
Me: I don't know. Olive ewe?
Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too!
Entrapment 101
@BriarSlyMadness: If you're ever attacked by a mob of angry Vegans...
...don't worry about it. They're too weak to hurt you.
@Jeffwni: [hears a voice in the sky]
- Is it you? GOD?!
[kneels]
Voice: Could the idiot on platform 4 stop kneeling every time I make an announcement?
@murrman5: [her thinking to herself in the restaurant] he seems nice and normal
[me thinking to myself] she let the waiter twist her pepper 8 twists??
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