@UNTRESOR: If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere.
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@Sarcasticsapien: When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone? Two days seems like a long time.
@lisaxy424: It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned.
@Petote: BF went to text me "almost there" It came out "almost dead" So hungover, I wrote back "thank god" And now he arrived and things are awkward