@UNTRESOR: If video games taught me anything it's that you don't need to work because there's precious gems just laying around everywhere.
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@GreenishDuck: Before Google, people had to go out in the alley and yell "WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE MONKEY FROM ALADDIN?" until they got some answers.
@papasuncle: ATM is telling me I have insufficient funds. Worst part is I was just walking by minding my own business.
@Lisa_Laughs_: You said I could have my way with you. If you didn't want me to experiment with gas and fire, you should've been more specific.