@badbanana: If we can put a satellite in orbit around a comet 4 billion miles away, perhaps someday we can put a working wireless printer in my office.
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@Parkerlawyer: Told my kids I loved them at carpool and no one responded so I yelled, "I love you too!" while hanging out of the sunroof. Me, 1 Kids, 0
@1Happytwit: Shouting "Shotgun" will get you the front seat of a car or a heap of cash if you whisper it to a cashier.
@GianDoh: How can I relax when every aspect of my physical and mental state is governed by something called The Nervous System?
@roggyie: If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.