@doktorj: If we were in a fight, I'd mop the floor with you...
Except I don't do housework.
@DanMentos: I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve visited Chernobyl… it’s 14
@trims_the_fat: I put winks at the end of texts to add a confusing air of creepy.
"Making breakfast. ;)"
"Walking the dog. ;)"
"Broke in to your house ;)"
@redpawn3: I could totally handle twins, triplets even quadruplets.
Hold it, you're talking about BABIES?
@Cpin42: Barista won't write "Air Bud was bullshit" on my coffee cup. We've been arguing for 20 minutes. HE’S A DOG THAT PLAYS BASKETBALL
@Poutymcgee: ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! Hahaha. Just kidding Tina! But in all seriousness that's quite a serious infection you have here.
- Me as a Gynaecologist