@poppiesandcake: If what we are doing here is art, then my Tweets could be classified as kindergarten finger painting.
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@ojedge: Wife: "Did you know that some idiot paid $96,000 for Princess Leia's gold bikini?" Me: [nervously tightening my robe] "Who would do that?"
@rachelle_mandik: a kid i met insisted she visited the "vampire state building" and i couldn't bring myself to correct her