@PortRooster: If women had to be assembled, a lot of us would probably just play with the box...
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@HockeyTornado: Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web.
@bridger_w: This year, teach your kids the true meaning of Easter by trapping them in a stone tomb for three days.
@UncleDuke1969: "Put cheese on it." "It's not-" "Put cheese on it." "Really now, you-" "Everything gets better with cheese on it." "Sir, it's a BROKEN LEG."