@Brentweets: If you are really good at comedy you can make $250 writing for a multimillionaire.
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@TheBoydP: The "free milkshakes for a month" contest I just won is telling me my month's supply of shakes is 5 shakes. Yeah 5 should last me a month...
@justabloodygame: Damn girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke.
@Aspersioncast: So what do you pack for the end of the world? I'm thinking lots of toilet paper, oh and guns to protect my toilet paper.