@BadassBarbie11: If you blow out the kid's Birthday candles at enough parties, people will just stop inviting you to them.
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@QwertyJones3: GENE SIMMONS: What is it about me that makes people think I'm gross? "Hygiene" SIMMONS: Hi. Now answer my question.
@GrantTanaka: We should probably abolish the death penalty since we don't even get to throw rotten vegetables at people anymore