@howe007: If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Shen_the_Bird: [first day as a 911 operator] guy: send help oh god the building is collapsing! me: you're kinda stressing me out tbh
@xeyednpainless: If you tell me to "chillax," I will "chillstab" you and "chillaugh" while you bleed to "chilldeath."
@ArfMeasures: ME: The kitten has eaten all the grapes! GF: Just get some more ME: Ok [later] GF: Did you get more grapes? ME [drowning in kittens] what?