@howe007: If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard.
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@MsSugar_Kisses: I need to chat with my coworker's husband.. If he was bangin' her properly, we wouldn't have to deal with her bad attitude..
@decentbirthday: Isn't it weird that Greenland is icy and Iceland is where my wife moved when she left me
@IamEnidColeslaw: it's fun to yell CHEESE! at a group of girls and watch them switch to their Facebook Poses