@howe007: If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard.
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@Amusitr0n: No toilet paper. My training kicks in. I barrel roll under the stall & onto the lap of the person in the next stall. I did not plan for this
@Rollinintheseat: Never play musical chairs against a person in a wheelchair. They will always beat you.
@novicefather: Pro tip: If a woman asks you how she looks, the correct answer is not "like Dan Aykroyd."
@MentalAbortions: Why would I want to quit smoking? Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer?