@calamitydaisy: If you cannot afford a stenographer, a 4 year old will be appointed for you to repeat exactly what you said at all times. Do you understand?
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@david_tull: Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on.
@TheWadest: Me: *unfreezes cro-magnon woman I uncover on an arctic expedition* Cro-magnon woman: "I have a boyfriend."
@Extranaut: Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.
@jonnysun: hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do batman is not a cool as u