@ImHopel3ss: If you cant beat'em, join'em! Then kill them while they're sleeping.
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@JPHaddadio: Don't spend money on body modification. If you wait long enough, your body modifies itself for free.
@robdelaney: It's normal to have conflicting feelings on Columbus Day. True, he discovered the Greatest Nation on Earth, but he also supported Obamacare.
@sfreeze6: So who WERE Huey, Dewey and Louie's parents, anyway? And why did they let them spend so much time with their insane, pantsless uncle?
@RandomManik: -So how can we help you today Mr Benson? "Please. Mr Benson was my father." -Alright. So how can we help you today Mr Bensonson?