@ImHopel3ss: If you cant beat'em, join'em! Then kill them while they're sleeping.
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@BestScienceJoke: Some cardinals and some ordinals walked into a bar, but the ordinals walked in first.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: If you need motivation to workout this evening, Justin Bieber changed his Instagram name to Bizzle. Now go ahead, get out that aggression.
@Donnie_Fairburn: [Phone with Mom] "Did you just friend request me?" I'm on fb now "I'm not adding you" Fine do your own laundry then *accepts friend request*