@MindyFurano: if you can't handle me at my worst is there another preferably more affordable therapist you can refer me to
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@SteveSuckington: Sex with me is like bowling. Lots of drinking and cursing. Sticking your fingers in weird holes. You have to rent shoes.
@Elizasoul80: Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they're the problem is the other half.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: [Brings a snowball to a work meeting and tosses it at boss] I'm not trying to disprove the theory of global warming I just don't like you.