@BackrowSeats: If you come across a stranger in a dark alley immediately hug him so he knows you're not a threat.
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@JElvisWeinstein: "And if all your friends were jumping off a bridge, would you make up a story about jumping off a bridge too?"-- Teen Brian Williams' mother
@cloudypianos: "someday this will all be yours" I say to my dogs, waving my arms wildly across a half empty plate of mexican food
@truegritrumble: All I do is answer emails all day. I don't care whose emails. If I see an email, I answer it. No open computer is safe. My family is worried