@BackrowSeats: If you come across a stranger in a dark alley immediately hug him so he knows you're not a threat.
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@p_net: OK, guy with the two kayaks and two bikes strapped to his Subaru Outback: settle down. Save some outdoors for the rest of us.
@mariokeyparty: It's kind of funny how so many people think that being gay is a choice but being fat isn't
@QwertyJones3: My wife & I couldn't agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. "What did you do?" We finally found a happy medium