@VodkaThursday: If you don't like my selfies, maybe you shouldn't have such a beautiful friend. Maybe you aren't ready to handle that kind of responsibility
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@ceejoyner: Never throw sunglasses in an argument. If they land perfectly on your opponent's face there is no known comeback.
@Brampersandon_: [PetSmart] Why pay $30 for a bird when I can pay $10 & grow like 1000 of them? *throws bag of bird seed in cart* I'm such a smart shopper.