@ClassicMegan: If you don't open your mouth when you yawn, you're a monster. I'm serious. Let that demon go. You're freaking everybody out.
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@awordforaword: *men apologize for their weakness* *women apologize for their strength* *aliens probe neither*
@TimmyPumpkin: *takes a sip* this wine has a full body, hint of honey, and a rich pallet. "sir that's windex." yes, yes, ill take a bottle.
@weinerdog4life: We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders, and bears, and scientists, and scientists creating spider bears, and science bears
@NoogsCorner: When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan.