@MsGreenGoddess: If you don't sit down to a nice big plate of breakfast for dinner once in a while, you're missing out on one of the best things in life.
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@LoneWolfStories: Autocorrect changed smell to spell but you know what? Your spelling is horrible too.
@liv_thatsme: Me: Will I be happy in 2017? (peers into crystal ball) Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN Psychic: I don't know; I've never seen one explode before
@1Happytwit: Kids don't scare me cause their little arms aren't strong enough to swing a chainsaw.