@MsGreenGoddess: If you don't sit down to a nice big plate of breakfast for dinner once in a while, you're missing out on one of the best things in life.
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@curlycomedy: White people don't dance at concerts so they can save all their energy for the "Woo!" at the end of a song.
@adamlucidi: The How I Met Your Mother series will end tonight & everyone is thinking the same thing...if only it were The Big Bang Theory instead.
@tigersgoroooar: If a boy put rose petals all over my bed I’d be like you’re cleaning this up I’m not cleaning this up