@TheBoydP: If you don't think government is inefficient and wasteful, explain how the Census Bureau has been around so long yet we still use Fahrenheit
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@Reverend_Scott: THIS IS THE POLICE. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP. "Wrong house guys." ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? "Yup, happens a lot." OKAY COOL, SORRY.
@sucittaM: Ask someone if they'll watch your bag for you but never actually leave just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend.
@just1fool: Apparently there's this Pokemon character that's a pile of garbage with a face so now I'm famous I guess.
@Ty_Schutz: I like to leave odd yelp reviews for fast food restaurants that say things like, "Not overly racist."