@careworn: If you don't want me to sing at your kids then don't name them Roxanne.
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@PHDaniel_Street: Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day...
@myles_morrison: Whenever your girlfriend tells you she's on her period remember not to say things like "that explains it."
@UncleDuke1969: Standing in the snow on a sub-zero morning, holding a steaming bag of poop, I begin to question my ‘dogs are better than people’ philosophy.
@That_Damn_Duck: One last time... It’s ‘a lot’ not ‘alot'! It’s that simple. Tomorrow we’ll cover thermonuclear fusion & the works of Voltaire.