@careworn: If you don't want me to sing at your kids then don't name them Roxanne.
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@SCbchbum: "Don't kill it!" my friend pleaded for a spider's life inside. So I carefully trapped it in a cup, brought it outside, then stomped on it.
@NicestHippo: I love emoji. No longer do I have to type out "This weather is yellow face with hearts instead of eyes"
@DeanB15: I just smoked so much pot that I tried to order one of the dishes of food off the scrolling instagram menu.