@SergioValenCo: If you don't want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
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@MichaelTrying: Dear Evolution, It’s a conference call, not a bear attack. How about making me super eloquent instead of the heart rate and adrenaline?
@Lisabug74: I successfully cleared a path from the front door to the TV. Now I can watch Hoarders.