@SergioValenCo: If you don't want to marry me, why did you sit next to me on this bus?
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@JimmerThatisAll: Nope. Not gonna follow anyone whose name is upside down. I got enough problems.
@KatieBurnett: The worst thing about kissing the person who loves you the most is when you bang your teeth off the mirror
@markleggett: 1am: Huh, I'm not tired... 2am: I feel great! Maybe I don't need sleep? 3am: LET'S EXECUTE EVERY IDEA I'VE EVER HAD. 3:04am: Euthanise me.
@ibid78: DISPATCH: we have a report of a robbery in progress four blocks from your current location HOT AIR BALLOON COP: I'll be there in 80 days