@Momtoteens: If you don’t wear a body wallet to bed with all your cash in it, you aren’t really raising teens.
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@electroskippy: [installing program] Operation Status: 1 min left Me: Yes! Finally! *30 minutes later* Operation Status: 60 mins left Me: Wait. What?
@CourageDR: I have discovered that theirs no popcorn in popcorn chicken. I guess there's no point in bothering with hash browns then.
@BasicLyes: Remote start, keyless entry, feature allows me the privilege of losing my keys- while I'm driving.