@Momtoteens: If you don’t wear a body wallet to bed with all your cash in it, you aren’t really raising teens.
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@djdarrellripley: Me: What happened to all the bourbon? Her: Oh, I put it in the chicken. Me: Then pour me a glass of chicken.