@AnkCoupleTO: If you drop your pants for a "surprise checkup" and hear your doctor's belt buckle hit the floor, you should probably head for the hills
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@kelkulus: Fun Christmas Trivia: "Myrrh" is the awkward sound you make when you look at your bank balance on Dec 26th.
@brynnester: Her: *shyly* If I told you I loved you would you say it back? Me: Of course Her: Then I love you Me: It back