@platinum2000: If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does...
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@Pork_Chop_Hair: John Lennon: Here I stand head in hand, Turn my face to the wall— Me: um, it’s fine if you just count to 20 while we hide
@BrdnHatesYou: *beats arachnophobia* *trips over child dressed as Spider-Man* *fears spiders again*
@specialsquid: "Hi, my name is Gary and I'm a shopaholic, my favorite place to shop is the alcohol store."