@platinum2000: If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does...
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@NikiWithIssues: You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science.
@TitaniumToplass: use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying
@AdamOfEarth: Optimus Prime: "I transform from a robot into a truck. You?" Amazon Prime: "I transform money into regrettable internet purchases at 2 AM."