@platinum2000: If you dropped two noodles on the floor, they would probably resemble my name more than my signature does...
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@adamlucidi: You're following a man who once stole someone's garbage can lid and used it as an umbrella. That's on you.
@SCbchbum: Cats always have an expression like they ordered 2 of everything on Amazon with your credit card while you were at work.
@tnylgn: The person that was in charge of naming Ohio must have thought of it when they realized someone was waving at the person behind them.