@Bunnydurden: If you ever Google "Grandfather Clock", be careful how you spell that shit.
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@BuckyIsotope: *visits new girlfriend's house for 1st time* "Make yourself at home" Great. Thanks! *I crawl into the closet and begin sobbing loudly*
@Leemanish: Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes yesterday 'cause I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership.
@djdarrellripley: My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo.