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@Snarfernini: If you ever say 'I seen' in a sentence. I will never sleep with you.
Under any circumstances.
Ever.*

*including zombie apocalypse

If you ever say ‘I seen’ in a sentence. I will never sleep with you.
Under any circumstances.
Ever.*

*including zombie apocalypse

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