@KenJennings: If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called "Royal Jordanian Airways" instead of "Air Jordan"
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@Eightinchgoat: I think I'm gonna shave my legs so that there's less wind resistance when I run to the fridge for a beer.
@AGreaterMonster: This is serious as a heart attack but not one of those funny heart attacks. Those make me laugh.
@Herbs1996: Hate when older people say "you're too young to be tired" alright Margret you're too old to be alive but here we are