@stacetoned: If you feel like someone is playing mind games with you, they totally are and you should kill them before they kill you.
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@TheDailySchmuck: Damn, girl are you Twitter? Because I can't stop staring at you and saying stupid things.
@joe_binkley: "Opening a llama acting school called 'Save the Drama for your Llama." "No, I mean where do you see yourself in 5 years with this job?"
@chuuew: I'm not sure if this snake is trying to ask me a question or if he's just eaten a candy cane.
@DaveTheAlbino: There's absolutely no way Lady Gaga was born with half an Office Depot hot-glued to her head.