@Wakenbake77: If you find a fry on the floor and you don't share it with me, we can't be friends. Don't touch me. Monster.
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@JustDontBugMe: Millennial1: What's a Solar Eclipse? Millennial2: When the moon photobombs the sun.
@thetobbie: When jogging, if i get tired, I insult the people i pass in my head & then imagine having to get away as they chase me...
@KentTheG: I dated a meteorologist once just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time.