@liv_thatsme: Overheard:
"Why is that woman listening to our conversation?"
@SarahMJade: Remember kids, you only burn in hell if you are religious.
@ComedicBust: I always walk into Target with a pissed off look on my face. These people don't need to know I'm here to buy waterfall scented candles.
@stanleybehrman: Thank you Twitter for introducing me to brilliant people , but your suggestions of who is similar to me is making me reassess my life.
@Rollmaninoz: Diary
June 28 1954
So it turns out my weakness is kryptonite. I can't tell anybody this.
June 30 1954
I accidentally told Lex. Should be ok
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