If you get engaged and you and your partner both owns dogs do the dogs become brother and sister or are they married too?

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@shutupmikeginn: If you get engaged and you and your partner both owns dogs do the dogs become brother and sister or are they married too?

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@TheAlexNevil: Me: Speak. C'mon, boy, speak. Dog: No, I'm mad at you.

@MrSandeepP: Apparently you're not supposed to tell "That's what she said jokes" during the Board meeting because it's "inappropriate"

@FeverFlave: Guys you need to work this out. *water balloon fight at 10 paces*

@osoplain: I hate when someone sneaks up in front of you when you're scrolling on your phone

@daemonic3: What idiot called them "Female condoms" and not Estrojans?

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