@comedyfish: If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach
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@nbadag: [very obviously being hit on] hahaha ok well, see you around [4 days later, cutting open a cantaloupe] wait a second
@Malocallidus: someone asked : are you coming? me: No, but I'm breathing fast... them: me: them: me: I guess I'll save that one for Twitter
@primawesome: My mom was the best mom. I hope your mom spends today thinking about what she could've done to get on my mom's level.