@comedyfish: If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach
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@daemonic3: [drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN'T YOU USING A GLASS?!? "I went to the eye doctor" What does that mean? "He said I don't need glasses"
@SaraMansford: I wish scientists could make us as indestructible as cartoons. I've got a list of people I'd like to drop an anvil on.
@Chicken_Hawk38: All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first.