@Sassafrantz: If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you.
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@bea_ker: [circus school] "So to tame the lion, you have this whip..." What if the lion's too close? [picking up tiny stool] "we've thought of that"
@WilliamAder: Bought one of those SMTWTFS, but I can't pronounce that so I just call it a pill box.
@Deurb1: Six inches of snow predicted tonight: Is that twitter 6" | | Subway 6" | | Real life 6" | | Or Dan 6" | | Cheesecake
@WheelTod: If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen