@Sassafrantz: If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you.
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@sixfootcandy: I carry around a fog machine so I can make a dramatic entrance every time I enter a room.
@KrangTNelson: RUNNER: this is called "carbo-loading. we eat lots of heavy food ME: that's great. love it RUNNER: then we go for a nice long run ME: no
@KKAlThani: I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal.