@Sassafrantz: If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you.
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@SveldtSmelt: Talking to women is a lot like origami. I don't know where to start and I always end up screaming.
@VanVeenB: Tried pushing her against the wall to kiss her like all you guys suggested. Put her head right through the drywall. Goddam cheap motels.