@RoxiieHart: Down on yourself for being lazy? Keep in mind the Greeks believed their Gods lived atop a very hikeable mountain and no one went to check.

@DecantAndPour: I lost a very close friend and drinking buddy last week. She got her finger caught in a wedding ring.

@awkwardphilippe: HER: deeper ME: I can't do it captain, the thrusters are already at full power HER: get off me

@Alex_but_online: Me:[holding toy] And WHY don't we make them fight?? Kid:[sighing] Because the last stegosaurus died 83 million years before T-Rex evolved

@ElizaBayne: I think my abs look pretty good for a mother of 2 kids. I don't have kids.