@soulindivision2: I just want to meet my Doppelganger so I can kidnap them to experiment with hairstyles.

@BradBroaddus: I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's.

@Diversion50: "Update the force, Luke" Adobe Wan Kenobi

@ElleOhHell: Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that's why we never do that.

@Tups13: Sex? When I saw you lying naked on the bed surrounded by candles I assumed you were performing a satanic ritual. What, I'm a mindreader now?