@TheTweetOfGod: If you had more money you'd be happier.
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@KevinFarzad: Yeah, cigarettes make you cool but they also take years off your life. Those are just two benefits.
@Swain_Train47: Cop 1: You think Simon will escape? Cop 2: Nah, he's locked up in there good. Simon: Simon Says free me. Cop 1: Dang it, he got us.