@TheTweetOfGod: If you had more money you'd be happier.
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@soulindivision2: I just want to meet my Doppelganger so I can kidnap them to experiment with hairstyles.
@BradBroaddus: I think my life would have turned out differently had I forwarded those chain letters in the 80's.
@ElleOhHell: Raise your hand if this is your first time under a helicopter. Ah, sorry to make an example of you Johnson, but that's why we never do that.