@sumpeoplelikeit: If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at.
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@Chicken_Hawk38: All i'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first.
@chadzappa: I didn't spend years perfecting this blank, vacant expression so you could mistake me for someone who cares, lady...
@JediGigi: [beside lady with baby] Her: Smells like someone went poop poop! Does the baby need a change? Me: *blushing* Yes ma'am.
@Ray_stephan: A 5 year old asked me what marriage is like. So I gave him a chocolate bar and told him not to eat it.