@SondraDeeMe: If you have more than 4 kids I automatically refer to you as a hoarder.
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@awesomeseank: Evidently, trying to schedule parent/teacher conference over drinks and "we'll see what happens" is considered inappropriate.
@Momfia: The only reason an IKEA kitchen will last you 25 years is because it takes 23 years to put it together
@pharmasean: Chris Pratt is my favorite actor whose name sounds like if a rodent fell in the McDonald's deep fryer