@amishschool: If you heard twenty minutes of moaning from my bedroom that was just me trying to stand up.
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@FuckabillyRex: I accidentally started this account when I was looking for a banana bread recipe and things have gone horribly wrong.
@AdamOfEarth: Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes. Mineralogy? Study of minerals. Oceanology? Study of oceans. Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS.
@canadian_jane: Twitter is cool because it makes me look like I'm texting my friends instead of talking to myself.