@amishschool: If you heard twenty minutes of moaning from my bedroom that was just me trying to stand up.
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@ghostkrogh: judge: 99 yrs me: is it cos i called ur gavel a justice hammer? judge: no that actually helped me: killing then judge: yeah the killing
@SkylarTessier8: Insta before videos: hey look at my sushi ! Insta with videos: hey look at my sushi for 15 seconds !
@moneebthinks: Me in the future: Son, you’re going to go far. Son, fiddling with the catapult straps: I question your judgment daily.
@megankcomedy: I like to eat spaghetti with my hands so people don't even have to ask how I'm doing