@aveuaskew: If you hit a car that is blaring Christmas music before Thanksgiving, it will deploy tinsel instead of airbags.
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@jenniferfralic: The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people.
@3sunzzz: [interview at Bass Pro Shops] So, tell me a little about yourself. Me: *dressed in camouflage* Wait, you can see me?!
@TheToddWilliams: An entire cheerleader civilization was wiped out in the eruption at Pompompeii.