@thedaisycomplex: If you knew what I considered to be my "best behavior" it's doubtful you'd advise me to be "on it".
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@girlontapas: I could've chosen a life of crime but it seems like it would interfere with my 9pm bedtime.
@JessicaValenti: Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots.”
@iSamJack: It's just sad how often I see zookeepers breaking their own 'Dont Feed the Animals' rule.