@MableGertrude: If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@max_pad21: My wife just gave me that come hither look and when I come hithered she pointed to the trash
@batkaren: TIN MAN: I want a heart COWARDLY LION: And I want courage ZOMBIE: Braaaaains ACTOR PLAYING COWARDLY LION: W-wait. Where the hell'd Ray go?
@TheMichaelRock: Coworker: What's your phone number? *looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....
@TheDreamGhoul: if u think ur house is haunted get a cat. whooshing sound? it's the cat. hear footsteps? def the cat. unseen being devouring your soul? cat.