@MableGertrude: If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades.
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@Ditchful: adulthood is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane
@dafloydsta: [therapy] "Where does your fear of spiders come from?" *flashback to Spider-Man trying to kiss me behind Applebees* They're just creepy okay
@OBiiieeee: If you watch the Mighty Ducks backwards it's about a hockey team that starts sucking so bad that the coach leaves and becomes an alcoholic.