@MableGertrude: If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades.
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@AintNoFamily: Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love? If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.
@Sickayduh: Jurassic Park Jurassic Park II Jurassic Park III Jurassic Park IIII Jurassic Park IIIII [this fence is taking forever]
@Tadicles: When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music" , but when I do it I'm "wasted" and "have to leave the Hardware Store"
@Chumpstring: [first day as a human being] wow there are a lot of us, this seems promising :) it appears that we’re all in this togeth-