@MableGertrude: If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades.
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@lisaxy424: Me: bedtime! Brain: you're hungry M: no I'm not B: thirsty then M: nope B: uhh sad? M: doing ok B: you forgot to do that thing M: nice try
@UNTRESOR: Dad, who's Daniel Day-Lewis? *Dad peers out the blinds* He could be anyone, son. *Mom starts weeping* He could be anyone.
@Adam14: I use my teethbrush then go play feetball and commit arms robbery. Just giving you a head up. - people with the right amount of body parts