@amyisforawesome: If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them.
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@GiantsofDiving: Does everyone get take 'by mouth' printed on their pills or did the pharmacist look me over and think hmm...this guy might go the other way?
@CaseyMichelle__: Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?
@Sarcasmo718: Most meth cooks start by clicking on an ad to make $500-$800 a day working from home.