@amyisforawesome: If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them.
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@RedheadChaos: If I am wearing red lipstick you can be sure I have one thing on my mind.. I hope I don't have any on my teeth.
@KateWhineHall: 7yo: You count to 20 and I'll hide. Me: Ok. [Starts counting.] [Goes downstairs to drink coffee and eat cookies.]
@KyleMcDowell86: SORRY I REPLACED EVERYTHING IN YOUR FIRST AID KIT WITH BAGS OF BEEF JERKY YOU MIGHT BE MAD NOW BUT YOU'LL THANK ME LATER