@amyisforawesome: If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Actually parents are supposed to steal their kid's Halloween candy; that's how you prevent cavities.
@ChipKellysBalls: Next time you decide to complain about your problems, just remember, some guy out there has Snooki as his mom ...
@Holy_Mowgli: boss: I'm sorry Alan we're going to have to let you go bungee cord tester: N O O o o ᵒ