@EndhooS: If you legally change your name to 'You're Free to Go' then it's impossible to get arrested.
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@transaParent: I just taped the TV remote to my dogs back so I'll never lose it again. Your move Apple.
@brennadine: CUT, CUT!! [Music stops] LOOK IT'S A WESTERN MUSICAL [Rubs temples] YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE COWBOY HAT ON- [Cat runs off] Meow!
@RidiculousSheri: The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally, but just me getting a pat down from airport security.