@EndhooS: If you legally change your name to 'You're Free to Go' then it's impossible to get arrested.
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@torrami: All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing.
@LizHackett: I want my house to be tidy enough so that if people stop by unannounced, it doesn't look like I adopted a bear with a jug stuck on its head.
@3sunzzz: M: If someone calls you the wrong name is it rude to correct them? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job, Kim. M: Well, I'm Ursula.
@batkaren: TIN MAN: I want a heart COWARDLY LION: And I want courage ZOMBIE: Braaaaains ACTOR PLAYING COWARDLY LION: W-wait. Where the hell'd Ray go?