@writerPT: If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.
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@o__0Dev: My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve
@jonnysun: "ice, ice, baby. ice, ice, bab--no ice-- no thats definitly a babey" - man who has a job sorting babys and ice at the ice & baby factorey
@Sickayduh: ME: What's your favorite movie? DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it? DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo