@writerPT: If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.
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@DothTheDoth: I can't wait for the stage of capitalism where we have to watch a 15 second advertisement before we remember a memory.
@GaryJanetti: Rio declares state of emergency just before Olympics. That's like inviting people to your house for dinner but you have no food. Or house.
@Notoliviasteel: I will probably never be the tallest person in the room, but I will certainly be the highest
@Jabba_Jabba_Jaw: You can insult anyone you want, as long as you end the sentence with "but in a good way".