@writerPT: If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it.
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@Manda_like_wine: Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.
@Midgetspar: I'm glad that when you shoot, you shoot to kill ... because shooting to merely wound seems kinda mean.
@daemonic3: "Ok, what shall we call these skewers of food?" STEVE: How about a Kasteve? BOB: I have a better idea