@_2Birds1Stoned_: If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily.
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@ilovepie84: Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort.
@ericsshadow: I can tell exactly how much someone weighs by how much noise they make when I push them down the stairs.
@SteveSuckington: "What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me" -guy who invented sports