@VerifiedDrunk: If you love someone just tell them. Or get drunk and text them 75 times, that's practically the same thing.
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@therepoguy: If your wife says "take out the trash" do not reply with "you cooked it you take it out."
@Not_From_Troy: My ambition is to be the last man on earth so that I can find out if all those girls were telling the truth.
@IamEveryDayPpl: Me: "I need big girl clothes." Him: "You haven't gained that much." Me: "I meant adult clothes for work." Him: "Does the couch pull out?"