@KevinFarzad: If you love someone let them go. If they come back they probly forgot their keys or something & yikes that's gonna be an awkward 30 seconds.
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@Fred_Delicious: Wife - "I can't do this anymore. It's either me or ur dinosaur themed hip-hop group" Me - "well then I'm afraid I choose the VelociRapStars"
@thejayroyal: Damn girl, can I get all up in that? I'm sorry, where are my manners. MAY I get all up in that?
@That_Damn_Duck: I've never once used the "C word" in a tweet but I will now!!!! Cookie. There, happy now? You c**ts.