@WheelTod: [Office]
*Dolphin accidentally dials fax number
Fax:EEphkEekakischchEEek
Dolphin:Well, I don't normally do this. But yes I'm free tonight
@ashleyaustrew: If you love someone, set them free. If they cry and refuse to leave the bathroom you're in, they're your kids.
@BuckyIsotope: HORSE: *walks into a bar*
BARTENDER: Why the long face?
HORSE: Updog
BARTENDER: What’s updog?
HORSE: Not much just walking into a bar
@Amusitr0n: [clenching fists] "I'll fight someone"
Waiter: For the last time sir, 'cheese plate' describes the items on the plate not the plate itself
@Bagyants: Her: How do you get girls?
Me: I'm smart and funny.
Her: That works?
Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
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