@aliterative: If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar.
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@Social_Mime: A car says a lot about the owner. I have a KIA which tells people I have bad credit.
@DaddyBeerGuy: Arguing with a woman is like being attacked by a bear... You're better off playing dead and hoping they get bored and walk away!
@hinnaz: Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable.
@SaraMansford: I wish scientists could make us as indestructible as cartoons. I've got a list of people I'd like to drop an anvil on.