@aliterative: If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar.
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@HatfieldAnne: Him: You were supposed to do something about the groundhog under the deck. Me: I did. I named him Lord Melbourne. He likes Cocoa Puffs.
@Gooooats: Avenge me! But only through passive aggressively commenting loudly around my murderer how great it would be to still have me alive.
@attheUC: If there's more than one apocalypse, is it apocalypses or apocali? I just want to be ready.