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@aliterative: If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar.

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@sophienuuttall: single because i didn't forward that chain mail in 2008

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@dreamthievin: Give me a break, ouija board. I don't need to know who was killed in this house. Just tell me how the murderer got away with it.

@nerdreign: Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom.

@Tommytoughstuff: COP: [flashes his light into my car] ME: *struggles to roll down window* "Sorry this isn't my car."

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@donni: CASHIER: One ultrathin lubricated condom. That'll be $3.25 DUCK: Can you put it on my bill? CASHIER: That's not where it goes, silly

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