@3sunzzz: If you love someone, let them go.
If they don't come back, get a dog.
@Dallani: One time, I broke my iPhone
and for 2 days I had to tweet from my Macbook like a God-dammed homeless person
I don't like to talk about it
@shutupmikeginn: "Are you already hot as shit? Then you'll look hot as shit in our glasses" - Every glasses ad
@jwoodham: We all deserve friends like the Backstreet Boys. If you ask "am I sexuaaaal?" and don't get a "yeeeeeeah!" in response, you need a new crew.
@sarousti: FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building
@eye_spyder: You hear about that roman ruler who found the fountain of youth? Emperor constant teen.