@3sunzzz: If you love someone, let them go.
If they don't come back, get a dog.
@causticbob: Beyonce: 'Who run the world?' Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.
@Moi_RaRa: Starting to believe that your family tree must've been cactus.
@zoebread: an octopus is just a wet spider
@Home_Halfway: Helen Hunt but only when Helen hungry.
@Storminika: The rodents in my home are so damn big, they step in the glue traps and wear them like flip-flops around the house.