@samalmightysam: If you love someone, let them sleep.
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@meladoodle: Hate it when dudes say "leave something to the imagination!" like what do you think is under my clothes? a mystery prize? a pumpkin? Obama?
@HeyZeus666: Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'.
@Sassafrantz: [takes a sip at wine tasting] Ah yes, this is nice. You can really taste the wet dog and Code Red Mountain Dew.